Virtual Yes Man: Hilarious Boss Day Gift!

Outsource the yes-man duties in your office to Al Morale, the virtual yes man and lackey! This hilarious software puts a virtual yes man into a small "cube" on your computer screen. From there, Al pours on the praise and funny flattery with 150 comments!

Al Morale's button functions

Sample four of Al's 150 lines with these links:

Praise | Idea rave | Flattery | Laugh

Here are screenshots from some of Al's many animated moments:

Screening your callsWhatever you say, boss!You get fan mail!Stay cool with Al

Funny flattery!You're a genius compared to AlShuts up with a clickAl helps you think outside the box

  • Al Morale software runs on Windows XP, 2000, ME, 98, 95 with a sound card.
  • Al agrees with everything you say, praises everything you do, and showers you with outrageous funny flattery. He even cracks up at your jokes. Al speaks automatically (you choose how often) or whenever you push his buttons for an immediate response. (see button guide at top of page)
  • Al can float over other applications on your PC. Drag his cube anywhere on screen. (Example)
  • Al is loaded with the kind of behaviors a boss could only dream about in an actual human. For example, he's on the job 24/7 without ever taking a break! (Just don't ask him to do any REAL work, because Al's fulltime job is being a yes man. It's his only skill. But he's REALLY good at it!)

If your boss has a great sense of humor, Al Morale is a great gift for National Boss Day (Oct. 16.) Hire Al today for just $14.95!

The buzz on Al Morale:

''Al Morale kicks off an entirely new category of software: It's the world's first 'feel-good business application...' Al is the bootlicking toady you never had." -- Business Hardware & Gadgets Tip of the Day

"Tired of feeling underappreciated and put upon at work? Still waiting for that kind word or pat on the back that you KNOW is never gonna come? Download 'Al Morale' and get a daily dose of corporate boot-licking like you wouldn't believe!" -- Kim Komando's shareware pick of the week.

  "Animation and sound quality are first-rate."-- ZDNet

"Al doesn't calculate your net income or send faxes. Al Morale's job is to put a little tongue-in-cheek in your day, and he does his job quite well." -- The Virtual Partner newsletter

 "Editors' Pick" -- C|Net

"Just because your current job title is Assistant Boot Licker at Big Losers, Inc. doesn't mean you can't have a groveling, underpaid peon of your very own. Just download Al Morale..." -- Maxim Magazine

'Funny program ... Awarded 5 stars!" --

"Perfect comedy!" -- 100 Top Downloads

"Al's comments are very amusing and highly entertaining. He can instantly perk up any dreary day. You can make him speak out at certain times, or concerning special issues (your ideas will always be brilliant, your jokes always hilarious and your work always top rate). Super easy, super convenient and damn funny - you just have to try Al." --

'' of the best pieces of business software we have found in a long time. Get Al. He will cheer up your day! We love him.'' -- The News

''He'll laugh at your jokes, shower you with praise, boost your confidence, and, most importantly, shut up when you want him to.'' -- Rocky Mountain News

''Al Morale is the anti-paper clip. Unlike that damned paper clip that always pops up on Microsoft Word giving his two cents, Al Morale is there for morale, plain and simple. He's not there to correct you and make you feel stupid. I believe strongly in Mr. Al Morale and urge you to hire him. With Al at your side, the work flies right by.'' -- The Daily Free Press

''The ultimate team player, Al Morale will sit on your desktop to simply adore you and remark on your unfailing intelligence, sense of humor, and brainstorming acumen.'' -- Download Dispatch

Hire a

virtual yes man

for your boss!

Just $14.95!

If your boss has a great sense of humor, this makes a hilarious gift for National Bosses Day (Oct. 16).

Al Morale is available as a downloadable product ($14.95) for instant delivery.

Windows Specs:
  • Pentium 1 (166 or faster)
  • Windows XP, 2000, ME, 98, NT4
  • Color monitor
  • 16-bit sound card
  • 32 MB Ram
  • 12 MB disk space

    SPECIAL OFFER: A single-user license for Al Morale is just $14.95, but when you order two or more copies at the same time you can buy each copy for just $9.95! Offer available through online purchase.

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