Outsource the yes-man duties in your office to Al Morale, the virtual yes man and lackey! This hilarious software puts a virtual yes man into a small "cube"
on your computer screen. From there, Al pours on the praise and funny flattery with 150 comments!
Here are screenshots from some of Al's many animated moments:
Al Morale software runs on Windows XP, 2000, ME, 98, 95 with a sound card.
Al agrees with everything you say, praises everything you do, and showers you with outrageous funny flattery. He even cracks up at your jokes.
Al speaks automatically (you choose how often) or whenever you push his buttons for an immediate response. (see button guide at top of page)
Al can float over other applications on your PC. Drag his cube anywhere on screen. (Example)
Al is loaded with the kind of behaviors a boss could only dream about in an actual human. For example, he's on the job 24/7 without ever taking a break! (Just don't ask him to do any REAL work, because Al's fulltime job is being a yes man. It's his only skill. But he's REALLY good at it!)
''Al Morale kicks off an entirely new category
of software: It's the world's first 'feel-good business application...'
Al is the bootlicking toady you never had." -- Business Hardware
& Gadgets Tip of the Day
"Tired of feeling underappreciated
and put upon at work? Still waiting for that kind word or pat on the back
that you KNOW is never gonna come? Download 'Al Morale' and get a daily
dose of corporate boot-licking like you wouldn't believe!" -- Kim
Komando's shareware pick of the week.
"Animation and sound quality
are first-rate."-- ZDNet
"Al doesn't calculate your
net income or send faxes. Al Morale's job is to put a little tongue-in-cheek
in your day, and he does his job quite well." -- The Virtual Partner
"Editors' Pick" -- C|Net
"Just because your current job title is
Assistant Boot Licker at Big Losers, Inc. doesn't mean you can't have a
groveling, underpaid peon of your very own. Just download Al Morale..."
-- Maxim Magazine
'Funny program ... Awarded 5 stars!" -- downloadsoft-ware.com
"Al's comments are very amusing
and highly entertaining. He can instantly perk up any dreary day. You can
make him speak out at certain times, or concerning special issues (your
ideas will always be brilliant, your jokes always hilarious and your work
always top rate). Super easy, super convenient and damn funny - you just
have to try Al." -- Yippee.net
''...one of the best pieces
of business software we have found in a long time. Get Al. He will cheer
up your day! We love him.'' -- The News
''He'll laugh at your jokes, shower you with
praise, boost your confidence, and, most importantly, shut up when you want
him to.'' -- Rocky Mountain News
''Al Morale is the anti-paper clip. Unlike that
damned paper clip that always pops up on Microsoft Word giving his two cents,
Al Morale is there for morale, plain and simple. He's not there to correct
you and make you feel stupid. I believe strongly in Mr. Al Morale and urge
you to hire him. With Al at your side, the work flies right by.'' --
The Daily Free Press
''The ultimate team player, Al
Morale will sit on your desktop to simply adore you and remark on your unfailing
intelligence, sense of humor, and brainstorming acumen.'' -- Download